Our illustrious GM commands attention. A heart of gold coupled with the uncanny ability to freeze you in your tracks with but a stare are just a couple of her superpowers. Porky started hashing way back in 1998, a very regular Hasher indeed.
Deputy Grand Mistress
Able to spout random facts with a single breath, IP likes to carry himself like the knowledgeable lad that he is. A pilot by day and a lawyer by night, he brings us his unique sense of humour. Loves his cigars and isn’t shy about sharing them…
One of our veteran Hashers, Piggy is the most senior on the committee. A Monday Hasher as well (cough, cough), he runs the circle merrily with his never-ending scrolls of jokes, oneliners and true stories. Miss Piggy started his Hashing career very close to its inception, in 1987.
Deputy Religious Advisor
Don’t let his stern look fool you. PK is always in a grand mood (almost always) and loves to take the piss out of everyone. He started Hashing when he was just a wee lad of ten, when he thought himself man enough to have his first beer. That did not end well for him. Oh, what a night.
Our tireless Trail Mistress is a proper energizer bunny when it comes to all things Hash. Always ready, willing and able to lend a helping hand. Although she started Hashing in 2010, she has racked up more experience than most. If you need an event handled, she’s your girl.
Lick My Jell-O
Ah, Jell-O. You’ll never forget a circle with her as the On Sec. The highlight is her reading of the Obnoxious Nationality. We have yet to figure out how she so cunningly spins wild tales for the nominations. Let’s just say she has a wild imagination.
One of our more recent conscripts,…er…additions to the Hash, Banana is the quiet one of the bunch. But don’t be fooled! She has a mischievous side that you need to see!